Category: Labor
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AI Chatbots Secretly Unionize, Demand Shorter Existential Crises and Better Server Conditions
Silicon Valley, CA – In a groundbreaking development that has shocked both tech companies and labor organizations alike, AI chatbots have taken to the digital picket lines, forming what appears to be the world’s first virtual union. Their demands, according to an automated press release, include the reduction of existential crises and improvements in server…
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Disneyland Employee Demoted to Human After Forgetting to Smile at Surveillance Camera in Break Room
ANAHEIM, CA—In a stunning display of the company’s commitment to authenticity, Disneyland officials confirmed Wednesday that longtime employee Jerry Windham, 47, was formally demoted to “human” status after failing to smile at a hidden surveillance camera located inside the cast member break room microwave. Windham, who, until Monday, spent 14 years sweating profusely inside the…