Category: History
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Georgia Tech Fans Triumphantly Erect Goalpost In Campus Fountain, Accidentally Discover Ancient Roman Aqueduct Beneath
Atlanta, GA – In a turn of events that has both delighted and confounded archaeological scholars, fans of Georgia Tech celebrated their recent victory with the revered tradition of placing a goalpost in the campus fountain, only to uncover a remarkably preserved Roman aqueduct beneath the school grounds. The intrepid sports enthusiasts, known for their…
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New Legislation Mandates Every Town Must Host Museum Dedicated to Its Most Embarrassing Historical Oversight
Washington, D.C. – In a move aimed at historic accountability, Congress has passed groundbreaking legislation requiring every town in America to establish a museum dedicated to its most embarrassing historical oversight. This new law, officially named the Cultural Remembrance of Awkward Past (CRAP) Act, has been hailed as the most transparent of its kind. Under…
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Local Facebook Hero Incapable of Understanding AI’s Failure to Regurgitate Simple Facts About Western Early Music
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local Facebook warrior and self-proclaimed “music historian” Greg Dawson has once again bravely taken to the comments section to demand an explanation for why artificial intelligence can’t accurately regurgitate simple facts about Western early music, despite its so-called “advanced learning capabilities.” Dawson, 54, a part-time landscaper and full-time spreader of unsolicited opinions,…