Category: Video Games
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Street Fighter 6 Announces New DLC: Guile’s Hair Now a Sentient Being with Its Own Spin-off Series
Redwood City, CA – Capcom has announced a major new addition to Street Fighter 6, confirming that fan favorite Guile’s iconic hair will debut as a fully sentient character in forthcoming downloadable content. The move comes after months of speculation about how the franchise would continue to evolve its roster, with developers citing extensive player…
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In Effort to Compete with Animal Crossing, FromSoftware Announces Dark Souls IV: A Cozy Social Simulator Where You Can Finally Die of Seasonal Depression
TOKYO, JAPAN — Hoping to corner the ever-expanding market of “cozy but emotionally devastating” games, legendary developer FromSoftware announced its boldest project yet: Dark Souls IV: Kindling of Kinship, a serene, wholesome social simulator that swaps swords for sourdough starters—and slowly replaces boss fights with existential dread. In what analysts are calling “the least FromSoftware…
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Nintendo Finally Releases Switch 2, Says It’s “The Future of Gaming, Probably”
KYOTO, JAPAN — After years of anticipation and a marketing campaign built almost entirely on interpretive dance and vague silhouettes, Nintendo has officially released the Switch 2, the next-generation console that promises to redefine the gaming experience, or at the very least, clarify none of it. “This is the most advanced system we’ve ever created,”…
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