Category: Environment
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Economically Savvy Millennials Investing Heavily in Avocado Toast Futures
In a move that has shocked the financial world and possibly even ripened the Tour de France, millennials across the globe are investing heavily in the previously uncharted territory of avocado toast futures. This bold financial strategy, first seen on a blog championed by influencers who are adept at both twerking and trading, promises to…
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Local Woman Achieves Nirvana Through Six Simple Yoga Poses and Copious Amounts of Merlot
In a groundbreaking development that has shaken the very foundations of spiritual practice, local yoga enthusiast and busy real estate agent Susan Klein claims to have reached a state of nirvana using an unconventional method involving half a dozen yoga poses and an equally substantial quantity of Merlot. According to Klein, the path to enlightenment…
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Local Man Heroically Saves $100 a Year by Reusing Plastic Bag That Cost $18 in Therapy to Overcome Environmental Guilt
In a powerful display of environmental heroism and financial pragmatism, local resident Greg Jamison has managed to save approximately $100 annually by diligently reusing a single plastic bag, though the journey to achieve this feat was as costly as it was noble. Sources confirm the plastic bag, originally acquired during an impromptu ketchup purchase, now…