Category: Business
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McDonald’s Replaces CEO With Revature Employee, Calls Transition ‘Seamless as No One Knows What They’re Doing Anyway
The nation’s largest fast-food chain announced Tuesday that former CEO Chris Kempczinski has been replaced by Derek Martinez, a 23-year-old Revature employee who spent the last eight months debugging Java applications he wasn’t qualified to write. Martinez will assume leadership of the $23 billion corporation effective immediately, pending completion of his current assignment to fix…
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McDonald’s CEO: ‘We Are Thrilled to Announce More Product’
In a move that has left both consumers and industry analysts scratching their heads, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski announced the company’s latest innovation: “more product.” Speaking at a press conference held in a nondescript conference room adorned with the iconic golden arches, Kempczinski detailed the bold initiative to simply offer an unspecified increase in product…
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