WASHINGTON, D.C.\u2014In a bold move that White House officials are calling \u201can innovative merger of social work and historiography,\u201d the federal government today announced the launch of its Relocation for Historical Context Initiative, which seeks to house the nation\u2019s homeless population inside the National Archives building alongside such hallowed documents as the Constitution and the Magna Carta (on loan). <\/p>\n
\u201cAt the Department of Housing and Urban Development, we were brainstorming ways to both preserve history and shelter the vulnerable,\u201d said HUD spokesperson Marjorie Lint. \u201cWhy not bring American stories together under one stately neoclassical roof? We get to honor the Constitution, and people get to stop sleeping on the sidewalk. That\u2019s synergy.\u201d<\/p>\n
The initiative, set to debut this summer, will see upwards of 16,400 unsheltered individuals moved into the marble halls of the National Archives. White House Press Secretary Devin Melman explained that the decision was the result of a 14-month study by the bipartisan Committee for the Placement of Troubling Realities, which found that \u201cplacing the present crisis right next to the Bill of Rights will provide the full, lived context that students on field trips have been missing.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIf our founding fathers wanted us to ignore modern hardship, they would have written it on the back of the Declaration,\u201d said Melman. \u201cThis is about transparency.\u201d<\/p>\n
National Archivist Florence Crumb, who will be tasked with overseeing the cohabitation of parchment and people, expressed cautious optimism. \u201cAmerica\u2019s history is not just old documents in metal cases; it\u2019s alive, and sometimes it smells like bourbon and wet socks,\u201d Crumb said. \u201cWe\u2019ll do whatever we can to celebrate that.\u201d<\/p>\n
Critics have raised concerns about logistics. Dr. Cornelius Hahn, a historian at George Washington University, warned of confusion on school trips: \u201cWill today\u2019s fourth graders be able to differentiate between the Emancipation Proclamation and a man asking if they can spare change for the vending machine?\u201d Hahn asked, before conceding: \u201cOn the other hand, it\u2019s arguably the most accurate living history exhibit possible.\u201d<\/p>\n
Safety, too, has been considered in meticulous detail. Special glass cases will be installed for the more sensitive historical artifacts, and according to internal documents, \u201cThe designated sleeping area will be between the War of 1812 exhibit and the air-conditioned room housing James Madison\u2019s tiny spectacles.\u201d Free guided tours will now include the \u201cContemporary Struggles Alcove,\u201d featuring bedsheets and several heavily-annotated copies of the DMV\u2019s vehicle registration forms.<\/p>\n
Statistical models suggest that student engagement with history will increase by \u201cat least 240%,\u201d while the risk of \u201caccidentally recycling the Magna Carta\u201d is expected to stay within acceptable parameters.<\/p>\n
President Biden, who made homelessness and history two of his top 27 priorities, praised the plan: \u201cThis is a step toward acknowledging the complexity of America. Sometimes, to really smell our past, you have to experience our present. Or vice versa. Either way, it\u2019s a win-win.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first residents are set to move in next month, as soon as the Archives staff has documented, laminated, and alphabetized their personal stories for posterity. As one new occupant put it, \u201cI always wanted to make history\u2014I just didn\u2019t know history was going to make room for me.\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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