{"id":59,"date":"2025-03-13T01:38:30","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T01:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2025-03-13T01:41:22","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T01:41:22","slug":"local-facebook-hero-incapable-of-understanding-ais-failure-to-regurgitate-simple-facts-about-western-early-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/local-facebook-hero-incapable-of-understanding-ais-failure-to-regurgitate-simple-facts-about-western-early-music\/","title":{"rendered":"Local Facebook Hero Incapable of Understanding AI\u2019s Failure to Regurgitate Simple Facts About Western Early Music"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SPRINGFIELD, IL \u2014 Local Facebook warrior and self-proclaimed \u201cmusic historian\u201d Greg Dawson has once again bravely taken to the comments section to demand an explanation for why artificial intelligence can\u2019t accurately regurgitate simple facts about Western early music, despite its so-called \u201cadvanced learning capabilities.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dawson, 54, a part-time landscaper and full-time spreader of unsolicited opinions, frequently posts lengthy rants questioning why AI is being developed at all when it \u201ccan\u2019t even tell me who composed the first madrigal\u201d or \u201cproperly differentiate between Gregorian chant and Organum without sounding like a moron.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIf AI is so smart, why can\u2019t it just tell me which mode was most commonly used in medieval liturgical music?\u201d wrote Dawson on a thread about AI-powered music composition tools. \u201cWhat\u2019s it even doing? Making pop songs? Writing garbage film scores? They should program it to do something useful, like tell people how counterpoint actually works.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Despite countless replies attempting to explain that AI\u2019s role is to analyze vast amounts of data and identify patterns rather than simply parrot niche historical trivia, Dawson remains unconvinced. \u201cI just don\u2019t see how a robot composing algorithmic Bach fugues is helping preserve the rich legacy of Franco-Flemish polyphony,\u201d he wrote. \u201cMeanwhile, nobody under 30 even knows who Josquin des Prez is. Total joke.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When presented with examples of AI\u2019s role in music restoration, automated transcription, and historical analysis, Dawson countered with what he described as \u201ccold, hard logic.\u201d \u201cExplain this,\u201d he typed, refusing to elaborate further.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dawson\u2019s skepticism has made him a celebrated voice among his 237 Facebook friends, many of whom also question AI\u2019s ability to provide reliable musicological insight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGreg asks the questions no one else will,\u201d said fellow commenter Richard Callahan. \u201cLike, why can\u2019t AI tell me the exact tempo of a 14th-century estampie? Why does it struggle with understanding authentic cadences in Renaissance choral music? What\u2019s it hiding?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Despite his vocal opposition to AI\u2019s musical shortcomings, Dawson continues to use Spotify, YouTube, and Wikipedia for music discovery, all while insisting he doesn\u2019t need \u201cfancy computer nonsense\u201d to appreciate real art. \u201cBack in my day, we didn\u2019t need AI,\u201d he declared in a recent post. \u201cWe just studied music history properly, and if we got it wrong, we blamed the Italians.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At press time, Dawson was seen angrily asking ChatGPT to name every known work of Guillaume de Machaut, only to type, \u201cTypical. 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