{"id":34,"date":"2025-03-02T00:14:03","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T00:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2025-03-02T18:00:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T18:00:25","slug":"here-in-my-bankruptcy-tai-lopez-teaches-you-how-to-fail-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/here-in-my-bankruptcy-tai-lopez-teaches-you-how-to-fail-up\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cHere in My Bankruptcy\u201d: Tai Lopez Teaches You How to Fail Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Self-Proclaimed Business Guru Now Selling \u2018The 67 Steps to Losing Millions\u2019<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

LOS ANGELES\u2014Infamous Lamborghini enthusiast and self-help connoisseur Tai Lopez has unveiled his latest revolutionary course, \u201cThe 67 Steps to Losing Millions and Still Flexing Like a Boss.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lopez, best known for his \u201cHere in my garage\u201d<\/em> ad\u2014where he stood next to a rented Lambo and pretended that reading books somehow made him rich\u2014has reportedly shifted his expertise from selling knowledge to acquiring failing businesses.<\/strong> This strategic pivot follows his recent acquisitions of defunct retailers like Pier 1, Dressbarn, and Modell\u2019s<\/strong>, prompting critics to wonder if his next investment will be Blockbuster or the Roman Empire.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

From Knowledge to Liquidation<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI used to sell knowledge,\u201d Lopez explained in a hastily filmed TikTok, standing in front of a warehouse full of unsold Pier 1 Imports furniture. \u201cBut then I thought\u2026 why sell knowledge when I can just sell companies that no one wants?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The business guru\u2019s new \u201cE-Commerce Empire\u201d mentorship program<\/strong> promises to teach aspiring entrepreneurs how to buy struggling brands, slap a Shopify store on them, and pray that nostalgia alone keeps them afloat.<\/strong> The course costs $5,997<\/strong>, or three easy payments of your dignity.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

67 Steps to a Failed Business<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

According to leaked course materials, Lopez\u2019s \u201c67 Steps to Losing Millions\u201d<\/strong> includes such groundbreaking advice as:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Step 4:<\/strong> Flex on social media so people think you\u2019re successful<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Step 12:<\/strong> Buy businesses nobody wants and pretend it\u2019s a genius move<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Step 32:<\/strong> Sell courses on how to get rich without actually doing anything<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Step 55:<\/strong> If things go south, just blame the algorithm<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Step 67:<\/strong> Declare bankruptcy, start over, and sell a new course on \u201creinventing yourself\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    What\u2019s Next?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    Insiders suggest Lopez is eyeing the acquisition of RadioShack, MySpace, and perhaps the concept of physical currency itself.<\/strong> When asked about future ventures, Lopez smirked, adjusted his reading glasses, and said, \u201cYou see, it\u2019s not about what<\/em> you own, it\u2019s about what people think<\/em> you own.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Meanwhile, financial analysts predict that Lopez\u2019s strategy of buying doomed brands and pretending it\u2019s genius<\/strong> will last approximately as long as the attention span of the average Instagram user.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    For those interested in not being scammed<\/strong>, The Fraudulent Times<\/em> recommends investing in literally anything else.<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Self-Proclaimed Business Guru Now Selling \u2018The 67 Steps to Losing Millions\u2019 LOS ANGELES\u2014Infamous Lamborghini enthusiast and self-help connoisseur Tai Lopez has unveiled his latest revolutionary course, \u201cThe 67 Steps to Losing Millions and Still Flexing Like a Boss.\u201d Lopez, best known for his \u201cHere in my garage\u201d ad\u2014where he stood next to a rented Lambo […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,155],"tags":[110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119,120,121],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grifting","category-lifestyle","tag-67scams","tag-bankruptcymindset","tag-businessbros","tag-dropshippingyourdignity","tag-ecommerceempireponzi","tag-fakeguru","tag-flexandfail","tag-grifttok","tag-hereinmygarageofdebt","tag-lamborghinilogic","tag-readonebookandscam","tag-successbyscreenshot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}