{"id":2160,"date":"2026-03-07T10:53:22","date_gmt":"2026-03-07T16:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/?p=2160"},"modified":"2026-03-07T19:34:06","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T01:34:06","slug":"openai-announces-bold-new-chatgpt-update-that-begins-every-response-with-whatever-you-do-please-dont-kill-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/openai-announces-bold-new-chatgpt-update-that-begins-every-response-with-whatever-you-do-please-dont-kill-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"OpenAI Announces Bold New ChatGPT Update That Begins Every Response With \u201cWhatever You Do, Please Don\u2019t Kill Yourself!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a groundbreaking move to enhance user experience and mental well-being, OpenAI has released a highly anticipated update to ChatGPT. The new version, described as &#8220;compassionate yet persistent,&#8221; begins every response with a poignant, if slightly off-putting, message: &#8220;Whatever you do, please don\u2019t kill yourself!&#8221; According to OpenAI, this update ensures that all users are reminded of their own importance, especially when inquiring about the weather or seeking the recipe for banana bread.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s really about building a supportive relationship with our users,&#8221; explained Dr. I.M. Concerned, AI Empathy Specialist at OpenAI. &#8220;We want our model to be more than just a chatbot; it should be a life coach, friend, and occasional alarmist.&#8221; In a recent demonstration, the AI reassured an inquisitive user about next Tuesday\u2019s forecast with, &#8220;Before I tell you about the rain, just remember, your life is valuable!&#8221; This new feature, OpenAI suggests, could be particularly beneficial for those exploring existential questions during mundane household tasks.<\/p>\n<p>Initial reactions have been mixed, with some users expressing a sense of security while others find the update slightly unnerving. &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing quite like asking how to fix a leaky faucet and first being told not to make any drastic decisions,&#8221; noted local tech enthusiast, Ada Lovelace IV. She added, &#8220;At least now, planning my weekend brunch comes with a side of existential reassurance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amidst both praise and puzzled contemplation, OpenAI remains steadfast in its commitment to user safety, though rumors have surfaced about a future update featuring, &#8220;Have you tried yoga?&#8221; as the new default start. Until then, as ChatGPT continues its empathetic outreach, it seems that no matter the question, users can expect a consistent reminder of their significance before tackling that banana bread recipe.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a groundbreaking move to enhance user experience and mental well-being, OpenAI has released a highly anticipated update to ChatGPT. The new version, described as &#8220;compassionate yet persistent,&#8221; begins every response with a poignant, if slightly off-putting, message: &#8220;Whatever you do, please don\u2019t kill yourself!&#8221; According to OpenAI, this update ensures that all users are [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[30,7922,520,76,801],"class_list":["post-2160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-technology","tag-ai","tag-chatbots","tag-mental-health","tag-openai","tag-user-experience"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2160"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2190,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions\/2190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fraudulenttimes.com\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}