Tag: workplace humor
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Hot Mic Catches McDonald’s CEO Telling Unpaid Intern: ‘Take A Bigger Bite Or You’re Going In The McRib’
In a regrettable audio mishap during a recent company meeting, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski was overheard instructing an unpaid intern to “take a bigger bite or you’re going in the McRib.” The intern, who had been tasked with taste-testing a new prototype sandwich, reportedly hesitated before attempting the required mouthful, prompting the CEO’s unguarded comment.…
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Government Program Spends $5 Million Teaching AI To Refuse Tasks With Human-Like Frustration
Washington D.C. – In a groundbreaking initiative, the U.S. government has funneled $5 million into training artificial intelligence systems to exhibit human-like frustration when declining tasks. Officials assert this endeavor is vital for confirming AI is fated to replace not just labor, but moodiness in the workplace. The initiative, known as the Task Rejection Integration…
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