Tag: Wall Street parody
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Nvidia and AMD Announce Groundbreaking Plan to Barter GPUs for Soybeans as China Tariff Deadline Looms
SANTA CLARA, CA—With the specter of the impending China tariff deadline looming like a lag spike over Silicon Valley, chip juggernauts Nvidia and AMD have jointly unveiled an audacious new strategy: turning the entire global supply chain into a really awkward neighborhood swap meet. Effective immediately, both companies will accept bulk quantities of U.S. soybeans…
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In an unprecedented twist that has left Wall Street analysts scratching their heads and keyboard warriors flocking to online forums, the Viewership ETF has skyrocketed following the launch of the cryptically titled initiative by OverlayGLOBAL, affectionately referred to as the “konkre tern triesitin.” This mysterious project, which seems to have drawn its name from a…
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