Tag: voter engagement
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Local Election Bafflingly Decided By Who Can Best Impersonate Former Presidents In Karaoke Contest
In an unprecedented turn of events demonstrating the evolving nature of democracy, the small town of Humbleshire has made waves by settling its fiercely contested local election with a karaoke contest that saw candidates belting out hit songs while impersonating former U.S. Presidents. The decision to pivot from the traditional ballot system was made by…
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Political Strategists Announce Plans to Hold Campaign Rallies Exclusively in Swing State Waffle Houses
In a groundbreaking move that is sure to enthrall undecided voters and possibly clog their arteries, top political strategists have declared that future campaign rallies will exclusively be held in swing state Waffle Houses. This decision marks a decisive turn in American politics, as candidates hope to siphon votes from the syrup-splattered booths of these…
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