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Trump Unveils New Initiative to Solve Homelessness by Making All Park Benches Vanish Mysteriously

In a bold and daring solution to one of America’s most persistent social issues, former President Donald Trump unveiled a plan Tuesday to address homelessness by making every park bench in the United States disappear without a trace. The initiative, dubbed “Operation Seatless Prosperity,” seeks to remove what Trump called “the number one enabler of…

agosto 11, 2025
Traffic Committee Deploys Innovative Solution: Infinite Roundabout to Save Space and Time

In a groundbreaking move that is sure to revolutionize urban planning and test the limits of human patience, the city’s Traffic Committee has unveiled its latest innovation: the Infinite Roundabout. This marvel of modern engineering promises to save both space and time by eliminating those pesky concepts altogether. The Infinite Roundabout, which will be installed…

julho 31, 2025

Trump Unveils New Initiative to Solve Homelessness by Making All Park Benches Vanish Mysteriously