Tag: Trump
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Anthropologists Unveil New Exhibit: ‘Trump’s Quotes’ as Modern Cave Paintings, Preserving Humanity’s Intellectual Evolution
Albany, NY – A consortium of leading anthropologists from the American Institute for Human Development (AIHD) has debuted a groundbreaking new exhibit this week: “Trump’s Quotes as Modern Cave Paintings.” According to event organizers, the travelling showcase aims to “capture the intellectual trajectory of Homo sapiens at its crucial post-2016 inflection,” presenting a curated selection…
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Orange Man Fails to Sell Out National Resources—Analysts Question His Commitment to Corruption
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking departure from standard operating procedure, President Donald Trump has reportedly not signed a lucrative mineral rights deal that would have sold off vast reserves of rare earth elements to a foreign conglomerate. The move—or rather, lack thereof—has stunned political observers, who long assumed he would eagerly exchange America’s subterranean…
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