Tag: technology satire
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New Wearable Tech From Google Promises To Interrupt At The Perfect Moment In Every Conversation
By Dr. Marjorie Fenwick, Senior Technology Correspondent and Certified Conversationalist MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In a move hailed by industry insiders as “the next inevitable step in human regression,” Google yesterday unveiled its latest wearable device: the Google Interject, a sleek, voice-activated earpiece that uses proprietary AI algorithms to interrupt users at the precise, maximally disruptive moment…
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New AI App from Tech Giant Promises to Auto-Update Users’ Worst Personalities for ‘Optimum Social Discomfort’
In a bold move to revolutionize the social landscape, Silicon Valley tech giant Innovatech has unveiled its latest breakthrough: an AI-driven app designed to auto-update users’ most grating personality traits for “Optimum Social Discomfort.” The app, aptly named “Awkwardly,” promises to deliver a seamless experience of interpersonal chaos by amplifying those endearing quirks that make…
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