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In a groundbreaking move rumored to redefine consumer expectations for at least the next five minutes, Apple has announced its latest innovation: the Carducci Pencil. Amidst a whirlwind of green confetti and synchronized eye-rolling, Apple’s Senior Vice Executive of Miscellaneous Affairs, Trenton Verbosity, revealed the product with a spectacle worthy of the announcement of a…
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Tech Company Announces Revolutionary AI That Can Predict When You’ll Forget Your Password Again
In a groundbreaking announcement that promises to revolutionize modern procrastination, tech behemoth LogifyTech has debuted their latest artificial intelligence innovation, aptly named Predictolock. According to the company, Predictolock is the world’s first AI designed specifically to predict exactly when an individual will forget their password again, thus guiding users through the labyrinthine process of recovering…
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