Tag: sports ethics
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Desperate NFL Scouts Visit Local High Schools After 22-Year-Old’s Inspirational Discovery of Fountain of Youth Eligibility Clause
Cleveland, OH – In an unforeseen development shaking the sports world, NFL scouts this week were spotted attending gym classes and lunch periods at Garfield Heights High School after a legal review by 22-year-old Browns backup quarterback Thomas Netherby uncovered a long-dormant eligibility clause commonly referred to as “The Fountain of Youth Provision.” The rarely-cited…
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