Tag: space
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Galactic Chain Letters Spotted in Space, Scientists Bracing for Cosmic Pyramid Scheme to Begin
Cape Canaveral, FL – Astronomers at the Deep Sky Correspondence Facility reported Tuesday that a series of anomalous, repetitive radio transmissions are circulating across the Orion Arm, bearing what experts now fear are the first documented cases of galactic chain letters. The transmissions, deciphered late Monday evening, instruct receivers to “forward this message to ten…
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NASA Discovers Cosmic Friendship Bracelets; Astronomers Urged to Update Relationship Status with Universe
Cape Canaveral, FL – NASA officials confirmed this morning the discovery of what are being described as ‘cosmic friendship bracelets’ in a low-orbit quadrant near the constellation Lyra, sending ripples of cautious excitement throughout the global astronomical community. The multicolored bands, appearing in symmetrical pairs and adorned with what researchers speculate to be encoded bead…
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NASA Announces New Mission: Boys to Venus, Promises Detailed Study of Gender Imbalance in Space Exploration
Houston, TX – In a press conference early Tuesday, NASA unveiled its latest initiative: Boys to Venus, a mission specifically conceived to address the perceived gender imbalance that has long defined human space exploration. Agency officials report the first all-male crew since 1982 will embark on an eighteen-month journey to Earth’s twin planet, where, according…
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