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New $30,000 E-Scooter Revolutionizes Urban Transit by Finally Making Sidewalks Completely Unusable
San Francisco, CA – The long-awaited debut of the QuantaZing E-Scooter, retailing at $30,000 per unit, promises to disrupt urban transportation by rendering sidewalks fully impassable, industry leaders announced at a launch event Thursday. City officials, transit advocates and mobility experts heralded the machine’s “unprecedented efficacy” in occupying every square inch of pavement within minutes…