Tag: Self-identity
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Local Man Discovers Self-Checkout Isn’t a Personality Type
In a groundbreaking personal revelation, local resident Daniel Henley has come to the startling conclusion that his regular use of self-checkout kiosks does not, in fact, constitute a distinct personality type. This discovery was made during an impromptu existential crisis in the frozen foods aisle of his neighborhood supermarket. As Henley scanned a bag of…