Tag: science
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Scientists Discover New Species That Secretly Produces SPF 500, Prompting Humans to Reflect on Their Life Choices
Albany, NY – Scientists at the federally funded Suncore Biological Research Facility have announced the discovery of a previously unknown species of snail that produces an organic compound featuring a sun protection factor (SPF) of 500, raising new questions about humanity’s approach to sun safety and personal achievement. The discovery, made during a routine survey…
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Senator Unleashes Fiery Tirade as Political Opponents Attempt to Rebrand Science as a Liberal Conspiracy Theory
Washington, D.C. – Tempers flared on the Senate floor this morning as Senator Garth Waldrip (R-NC) delivered a blistering 47-minute speech decrying a controversial effort among several lawmakers to officially rebrand “science” as a liberal conspiracy theory. The proposal, introduced last week as a late-night rider to the National Infrastructure Bill, seeks to update all…
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