Tag: Sam Altman
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Sam Altman Announces New Paradigm: BOGO Coding, Where AI Randomly Generates Code Until It Accidentally Works
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what is being hailed as both a breakthrough in AI development and a war crime against computer science, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman today announced the launch of BOGO Coding™: an AI-powered programming paradigm that writes code by randomly generating lines until something runs—or at least stops throwing errors for reasons…
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Sam Altman Finally Discovers AGI—Turns Out It Was Buried Under His Pile of Lies
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what he called a “profoundly humbling moment for humanity,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman triumphantly announced this week that Artificial General Intelligence has finally been discovered—accidentally unearthed beneath the massive heap of obfuscations, half-truths, and verbal gymnastics he has layered over the last five years. “It’s… it’s beautiful,” Altman whispered, brushing…
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