Tag: retro
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NFL Network Implements New Social Media Policy: Analysts Allowed Only to Endorse Obsolete Products Like Rotary Phones and VCRs
New York, NY – In a move designed to “preserve dignity” and “return focus to the core mission,” the NFL Network announced Tuesday a sweeping new social media policy restricting its analysts to publicly endorsing only obsolete consumer products, such as rotary phones, VHS players, and discontinued cereal brands. The network’s Social Cohesion Committee released…
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Scientists Confirm Each Season of ‘The X-Files’ Was Best Viewed Through Half-Closed Eyes and a Nostalgia Filter
Bethesda, MD – In a landmark report published this week by the National Media Perceptibility Consortium, researchers have confirmed that every season of the cult television series ‘The X-Files’ achieves optimal enjoyment only when viewed through half-closed eyes and what the group terms a “Class-III nostalgia filter.” These findings, five years in the making, were…
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