Tag: renewable energy
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Investment Firm Accidentally Funds Experimental Tech Company Specializing in Quantum Disappointment
New York, NY – In a move that has left industry veterans and investors alike scratching their heads, the prestigious financial giant Gilded Gloom Capital has inadvertently diverted a substantial amount of resources to a fledgling tech company specializing in what is being described as “quantum disappointment.” The blunder reportedly involved a clerical error where…
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FBI Launches Investigation After President Mistakes Red-Light District For Solar Energy Boom
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move this week, the FBI has embarked on a full-scale investigation after President Matthew Pictureframe mistakenly identified a bustling red-light district as a burgeoning hub of solar energy. The blunder, officials say, stems from a recent visit to the town of Amberglow, a small economic enclave once celebrated for…
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EPA Quietly Approves Stomach-in-Mouth Discharge as Renewable Energy Source
WASHINGTON—In a move hailed by vomit enthusiasts and renewable energy investors alike, the Environmental Protection Agency discreetly approved the use of stomach-in-mouth discharge—commonly known as “throw-up”—as a clean, renewable energy source earlier this week. The policy change, buried on page 448 of a 600-page environmental impact report, is already sending ripples through both the energy…
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