Tag: rebranding disasters
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Underfunded Environmental Initiative Successfully Reclassifies Toxic Spill as ‘Interactive Wildlife Experience’
RIVERFORD, PA—In a breakthrough officials hailed as “a milestone for public engagement and vocabulary,” the underfunded Riverford Environmental Initiative on Tuesday announced that last week’s petrochemical release into the Brindle Creek has been successfully reclassified as an Interactive Wildlife Experience, converting what residents described as “a shimmering wall of dizziness” into an innovative, hands-on eco-attraction…