Tag: political humor
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Lawmakers Engage in High-Stakes Blame Game to Determine Who Will Be Saddled with ‘Government Shutdown Hero’ Title
Washington, DC – As federal agencies brace for another looming government shutdown, lawmakers from both parties have entered the final, feverish stage of negotiations to determine which member will be publicly burdened with the coveted and career-threatening title of “Government Shutdown Hero.” The title, granted to the legislator who most visibly stands in the way…
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Province Announces New Expense Disclosure Policy to Include Only Expenses That Don’t Require Disclosure
In a bold move toward transparency, the Province has unveiled a groundbreaking expense disclosure policy meticulously designed to disclose only those expenses that technically do not require any disclosure. This innovation in administrative accountability has already left the public and civil servants equally mystified and amused. The policy, eloquently titled “Pay, But With Silence,” was…
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Local Election Bafflingly Decided By Who Can Best Impersonate Former Presidents In Karaoke Contest
In an unprecedented turn of events demonstrating the evolving nature of democracy, the small town of Humbleshire has made waves by settling its fiercely contested local election with a karaoke contest that saw candidates belting out hit songs while impersonating former U.S. Presidents. The decision to pivot from the traditional ballot system was made by…
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Pakistani Government Announces New Law Mandating Public Confusion Over Every Leadership Statement
ISLAMABAD — In a groundbreaking move described by critics as both baffling and redundant, the Pakistani government officially declared a new law requiring all citizens to experience mandatory confusion following every statement made by the country’s leaders. The “Consistent Cognitive Dissonance Act” was unanimously approved by the National Assembly late Tuesday evening. The law mandates…
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Pakistani Army Denies Coup Rumors, Confirms Zardari Still Safely Confined to ‘President Simulation Chamber’
Islamabad—In a move to quell escalating rumors of a military coup, the Pakistani Army has assured the public that Asif Ali Zardari remains in perfectly good health within the protective confines of the “President Simulation Chamber.” The state-of-the-art facility, developed with cutting-edge technology but straight out of a vintage sci-fi novel, ensures Zardari experiences an…
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Historic First: White House Fight Night to Feature Cage Match Between Policy Promises and Actual Legislation
In an unprecedented move aimed at increasing government transparency, the White House announced Tuesday that it will host its first-ever “Fight Night,” a nationally televised cage match pitting unfulfilled policy promises against the realities of actual legislation. The historic event is scheduled to take place next Friday in the East Room, which press secretary Carla…
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Tech Giant Unveils New Phone That Discreetly Reminds You to Put It Down and Talk to Your Friends Influencer Claims “Traveling Back in Time to Avoid Your Problems” Is the Hottest New Self-Care Trend Breaking: Local Man Accidentally Starts Cult While Hosting Neighborhood Book Club Scientists Announce Groundbreaking Study Proving Cats Were Actually in Charge All Along Wellness Guru Suggests Meditating on Your Phone for ‘Maximum Mindfulness and Minimal Eye Contact’ New Political Campaign Slogan: “Vote for Us—We Promise to Only Spy on You a Little Bit” Pet Activism Group Demands Equal Barking Rights for All Dogs, Regardless of Breed Start-Up Launches Dystopian App That Automatically Rates Your Friends Based on Their Text Response Time
In a groundbreaking attempt to mix surveillance culture with political innovation, the Progressive People’s Preservation Party (PPPP) has unveiled their latest campaign slogan: “Vote for Us—We Promise to Only Spy on You a Little Bit.” The slogan is believed to be a fresh approach in the stark political landscape, aiming to combat voter apathy with…
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Investigative Report Reveals Boris Johnson Is Just Donald Trump on a Windy Day
London, UK—In an unprecedented investigative report, journalists have unveiled that former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is, in fact, former US President Donald Trump experiencing a particularly unfortunate hair day. This revelation has sent shockwaves through political circles on both sides of the Atlantic.en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2en.wikipedia.org+2 For years, political analysts have noted the striking similarities between Johnson…
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