Tag: physics
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Nobel Prize in Physics Awarded to Scientists Who Prove Reality Is Just an Overly Complicated Version of Schrödinger’s Cat
Stockholm – In a decisive break from tradition, the Nobel Committee for Physics yesterday awarded the 2024 prize to Professors Lotte König and Marcel Quayle, whose work demonstrates that the universe is, in their words, “an unnecessarily elaborate enactment of Schrödinger’s thought experiment, now at world scale.” The decision, announced in a hushed assembly at…
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As College Football’s Laws of Physics Collapse, Experts Ponder: Does Virginia Tech Even Exist in This Dimension?
Blacksburg, VA – The National Collegiate Athletic Association convened an emergency symposium this week after a series of viral plays prompted mounting concerns that the laws of physics no longer apply to NCAA football, especially in games involving the Virginia Tech Hokies. Amidst swirling rumors, physicists and metaphysicians alike have begun to question whether Virginia…
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