Tag: Philadelphia Eagles
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Philadelphia Eagles Hire Former Vegas Card Counter to Call Plays; Coach Claims ‘Blackjack’ Not a Signal
Philadelphia, PA – In a surprising move aimed at revolutionizing modern football strategy, the Philadelphia Eagles have hired a former Las Vegas card counter to call plays during the 2023 season. Under new direction, the team seeks to increase its odds of winning by drawing parallels between the casino table and the gridiron, and insists…
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Philadelphia Eagles Announce New Strategy: Replace Playbook with Deck of Cards, Let Fate Decide
Philadelphia, PA – In a groundbreaking move that is sending shockwaves through the National Football League, the Philadelphia Eagles have decided to replace their traditional playbook with a deck of cards this season. The team announced this innovative strategy during a somber press conference held at their practice facility, with head coach Nick Sirianni solemnly…
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