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Local Sports Miracle: Buccaneers Win With Previously Unknown Metric of ‘Vibe Points,’ Jets Demand Recount
Tampa, FL – In a surprising development at Raymond James Stadium on Sunday, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers secured a decisive 23-20 victory over the New York Jets by surpassing their opponents in a newly implemented but previously unknown statistical category: “vibe points.” According to the league’s latest press release, the outcome of the match was…
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New City Ordinance Requires All Ducks to Have a Driver’s License by 2025
In an unprecedented move to curtail what officials have dubbed a “fowl menace,” the city council announced on Monday that all ducks within city limits must obtain a driver’s license by 2025. The ordinance comes after a series of incidents involving erratic waddling and jay-flying, which have reportedly caused widespread panic among pedestrians and local…
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