Tag: parenting
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New AI Babysitter Rated ‘Best Replacement Parent’ by Exhausted Adults
In a groundbreaking achievement for artificial intelligence, the new AI Babysitter, developed by an obscure startup known only as Parent Proxy Solutions, has been rated the “Best Replacement Parent” by a coalition of exhausted adults. This technological marvel, which requires only two AA batteries and a vague sense of despair, boasts the unique ability to…
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Github collabs with Fisher price for My First Pull Request
San Francisco, CA – In a surprising move announced Thursday morning, software collaboration giant GitHub revealed a strategic partnership with Fisher-Price to release “My First Pull Request,” a beginner-friendly kit designed to introduce toddlers as young as 18 months to the intricacies of open-source contributions. The kit, slated for retail shelves by summer, reportedly features…
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