Tag: palestine
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Portugal Shockingly Realizes Palestinians Also Part of the Map, Causes Uproar Among Geographically-Challenged Allies
Lisbon, Portugal – In an unexpected turn of cartographic discovery, the government of Portugal has publicly acknowledged that Palestinians, long believed by some policymakers to be confined to theoretical discussions and annual United Nations resolutions, are in fact physically present on the world map. The announcement was made late Tuesday by Minister of Foreign Affairs…
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UK, Australia, and Canada Recognize Palestinian State, Prompting Immediate Demand for Maps from Bewildered Citizens
London, UK – In a landmark diplomatic development, the United Kingdom, Australia, and Canada simultaneously recognized the State of Palestine on Tuesday, prompting both global headlines and an unexpected surge of requests for updated maps from citizens who reportedly “just want to know where it goes.” Foreign ministries in all three countries described the move…