Tag: nostalgia
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Scientists Confirm Each Season of ‘The X-Files’ Was Best Viewed Through Half-Closed Eyes and a Nostalgia Filter
Bethesda, MD – In a landmark report published this week by the National Media Perceptibility Consortium, researchers have confirmed that every season of the cult television series ‘The X-Files’ achieves optimal enjoyment only when viewed through half-closed eyes and what the group terms a “Class-III nostalgia filter.” These findings, five years in the making, were…
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Streaming Services Launch New Series: ‘The X-Files’ Episode Rankings, A Deep Dive Into Pointless Nostalgia
Los Angeles, CA – In a move hailed by industry insiders as “the definitive statement on television’s infinite regress,” major streaming services today jointly premiered their new collaborative docuseries: ‘The X-Files Episode Rankings, A Deep Dive Into Pointless Nostalgia.’ The 14-part series, featuring hour-long episodes, meticulously analyzes, evaluates, and re-ranks every episode of the 1990s…
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Elementary School Board Approves New ‘Adult-Sized’ Playground Equipment to Encourage Parental Involvement
Emphysema Heights, NJ – In a groundbreaking move aimed at boosting parental engagement, the Emphysema Heights School Board has unanimously approved a budget allocation for state-of-the-art “adult-sized” playground equipment on school grounds. The initiative, dubbed “Recess Revival,” seeks to provide parents with the opportunity to literally step back into their youths while sharing in the…
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