Tag: Nigeria
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Nigerian Oil Production Goal Accidentally Summons Ancient OPEC Curse Requiring Sacrifice of Three Bureaucrats
Abuja, Nigeria – In an unprecedented twist of fate, Nigeria’s latest initiative to boost its oil production capacity has inadvertently triggered an arcane OPEC curse dating back to the organization’s founding. Sources within the Nigerian Ministry of Petroleum Resources, who spoke under condition of anonymity to avoid supernatural reprisal, confirmed that the endeavor to align…
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