Tag: National Park Service
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Tennessee Truck Stop Declared National Landmark for Its Pioneering Work in Non-Existence
NASHVILLE, TN — In a ceremony attended by several government officials, two confused tourists, and the world’s leading metaphysicist, the I-24 Oasis Truck Stop has been unanimously designated as America’s first National Landmark for Non-Existence. The honor recognizes the truck stop’s groundbreaking achievement: never having actually existed on the physical plane while somehow becoming wildly…
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