Tag: NASA
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NASA Announces New Mission: Boys to Venus, Promises Detailed Study of Gender Imbalance in Space Exploration
Houston, TX – In a press conference early Tuesday, NASA unveiled its latest initiative: Boys to Venus, a mission specifically conceived to address the perceived gender imbalance that has long defined human space exploration. Agency officials report the first all-male crew since 1982 will embark on an eighteen-month journey to Earth’s twin planet, where, according…
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NASA Confirms Idaho River Actually Massive Chessboard; State Lawmakers Demand New Rules for En Passant
Boise, ID – In a revelation likely to reshape both the fields of geography and indoor recreation, NASA today confirmed that what was previously believed to be the winding Snake River in Idaho is, in fact, a colossal and meticulously crafted chessboard. The discovery has prompted an immediate response from Idaho state lawmakers, who are…
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NASA Unveils New Telescope That Can Only Focus on Student Loan Debt Orbiting Jupiter
Houston, TX – In an unprecedented leap forward in space observation technology, NASA has proudly introduced the latest development in their astronomical instrumentation: a powerful new telescope specifically designed to observe the spiraling mass of student loan debt currently thought to be orbiting Jupiter. The recent unveiling of the telescope, affectionately dubbed “Debt-Watch 2000,” marks…
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