Tag: meritocracy
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Royal Debate: Is Being Born Into Power Still the Best Job Application?
In a stunning twist of fate, the age-old practice of selecting leaders based on the randomness of genetic lottery is under scrutiny, as the House of Lords recently moved to phase out hereditary peers. The debate has taken a peculiar turn, with proponents of legacy leadership citing the “proven track record” of being born into…
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Nation Celebrates as Nepotism Finally Achieves Meritocratic Status with Synchronised Bureaucrat Batch Assignments
Washington, D.C. – In a landmark announcement this morning from the steps of the renamed Department of Equal Outcomes, President Madison P. Maxwell applauded the National Office of Appointments for elevating nepotism to official meritocratic status. The move comes after a five-year bipartisan study determined that synchronized bureaucrat batch assignments, when distributed among interrelated applicants,…
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