Tag: international diplomacy
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French Government Accidentally Declares War on Talk Show Host in Latest Diplomatic Auto-Correct Mishap
Paris, France – In an extraordinary turn of events that has left both international diplomats and television executives scrambling for clarity, the French government has inadvertently declared war on talk show host Jean-Claude Dupont, following a high-stakes auto-correct misjudgment in an official communique. The gaffe came to light on Tuesday when the Ministry of Foreign…
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U.N. Appoints Wild Card to Leadership Role, Cites Need for Someone Who Understands Chaos Theory
In a surprise move Monday, the United Nations announced the appointment of “Wild Card”—a self-described “unpredictable force of nature” who once defeated a Rubik’s Cube by eating it—as its new global Secretary-General, arguing that only someone thoroughly conversant in chaos theory could successfully usher the world through its current phase of spectacular dysfunction. At a…
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