Tag: history
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New Legislation Mandates Every Town Must Host Museum Dedicated to Its Most Embarrassing Historical Oversight
Washington, D.C. – In a move aimed at historic accountability, Congress has passed groundbreaking legislation requiring every town in America to establish a museum dedicated to its most embarrassing historical oversight. This new law, officially named the Cultural Remembrance of Awkward Past (CRAP) Act, has been hailed as the most transparent of its kind. Under…
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National Trust Unveils First Historical Site Preserved Entirely By Automated Customer Service Chatbot
Lexington, KY – In a move that has shocked historians while simultaneously baffling tourists, the National Trust for Historical Preservation rolled out its latest innovation: a historical site completely maintained by an automated customer service chatbot named PreservaBot 3000. Located just outside the sleepy town of Whimsy Hills, the Fergerson Homestead, a minor yet potentially…
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