Tag: government transparency
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White House Installs Anonymous Suggestion Box That Only Sends Feedback To Trump’s Bathroom Mirror
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move to foster increased transparency and direct communication, the White House has installed an anonymous suggestion box with a unique purpose: all feedback will be projected directly onto the bathroom mirror of former President Donald Trump. This cutting-edge initiative is part of the newly unveiled “Reflective Governance Program,” a…
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Province Announces New Expense Disclosure Policy to Include Only Expenses That Don’t Require Disclosure
In a bold move toward transparency, the Province has unveiled a groundbreaking expense disclosure policy meticulously designed to disclose only those expenses that technically do not require any disclosure. This innovation in administrative accountability has already left the public and civil servants equally mystified and amused. The policy, eloquently titled “Pay, But With Silence,” was…
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Historic First: White House Fight Night to Feature Cage Match Between Policy Promises and Actual Legislation
In an unprecedented move aimed at increasing government transparency, the White House announced Tuesday that it will host its first-ever “Fight Night,” a nationally televised cage match pitting unfulfilled policy promises against the realities of actual legislation. The historic event is scheduled to take place next Friday in the East Room, which press secretary Carla…
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