Tag: government policy
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Gambian Government Unveils New Policy to Repurpose Unsold Tractors as Temporary Ministers
Banjul, The Gambia – In an unprecedented move aimed at addressing both surplus and deficit, the Gambian government has proudly announced a groundbreaking policy to convert unsold tractors into provisional ministers. This new initiative, heralded as a “landmark in agricultural-bureaucratic synergy,” seeks to resolve the nation’s growing inventory of unused farm equipment while simultaneously filling…
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Bureaucratic Miracle: Bihar Now Requires Emotional Support Animal to Submit Own Tax Returns
In a bold stride toward administrative inclusion, the state of Bihar announced yesterday that all emotional support animals are now legally required to file annual tax returns, “in accordance with their emotional responsibilities and taxable wag income.” The new measure comes as part of “Project Equitable Accountability,” a sweeping reform aimed at ensuring what officials…
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