Tag: film
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New AI Video App Promptly Invents 17 Genres of Existential Dread Cinema, Critics Hail It as ‘Accidentally Avant-Garde’
Los Angeles, CA – A new artificial intelligence-powered video creation app, CineMinima, has inadvertently invented 17 previously unclassified genres of existential dread cinema, according to an enthusiastic early assessment by the American Federation of Film Critics (AFFC). The announcement has been described by industry insiders as “a watershed moment for movies seeking to alienate and…
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Hollywood Declares War on Leaf Blowers: Script Writers Fear Losing Roles to Machines with More Personality
Los Angeles, CA – The Motion Picture Industry Council (MPIC) passed an emergency resolution this week officially designating high-powered gas leaf blowers as a threat to Hollywood’s creative workforce, particularly screenwriters. The move comes amid growing concern that the sound, presence, and perceived emotional range of leaf blowers have begun to outshine human writers both…
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Chris Evans Reflects on Career Highlight Playing “Totally Original Guy” in Unforgettable Box Office Vanishing Act
Los Angeles, CA – Chris Evans, celebrated for his roles as Captain America and countless other chisel-jawed protagonists, has spoken candidly for the first time about his most pivotal role: the lead in 2021’s “Totally Original Guy,” a film which he claims “pushed the boundaries of cinematic nonexistence” after vanishing from theaters within 43 minutes…
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