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Local Field Hockey Team Defeats Opponents and Existential Dread at Prestigious Tournament; Global Peace Talks Now Scheduled for Next Season
Portsmouth, NH – The Portsmouth Griffins women’s field hockey team notched a historic victory Saturday by prevailing over both their crosstown rival and, in a surprise twist, a brief outbreak of collective existential dread during the championship round of the 49th Annual New England Invitational. Tournament organizers lauded the Griffins’ tenacity in overcoming “formidable psychological…
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