Tag: FDA approval
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FDA Approves Tentacle-Rabbit Milk After Deciding It’s Technically Not Their Problem
**FDA Approves Tentacle-Rabbit Milk After Deciding It’s Technically Not Their Problem** In a groundbreaking decision poised to shake the dairy industry to its core, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has given the green light to tentacle-rabbit milk, a product sourced from genetically engineered mammals that are part lagomorph and part cephalopod. The decision comes…
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FDA Approves New Sports Drink Made From Ingredients That Legally Require a Parental Advisory Warning
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has given the green light to a new sports drink that comes with its own parental advisory warning due to its controversial list of ingredients, raising eyebrows and heart rates across the nation. The beverage, aptly named “Adrenalize,” is marketed as a health supplement aimed at athletes who laugh…
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