Tag: emotional support animals
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New Federal Initiative Launches to Provide Emotional Support to Residents Traumatized by Terrifyingly Ordinary Rabbit
In an unprecedented move heralding a new chapter in public policy, the Department of Urban Wildlife and Emotional Health (DUWEH) has launched a federal initiative aimed at providing emotional support to citizens afflicted by encounters with Gerald, the infamously unremarkable rabbit known for his unnervingly average demeanor. In a press conference held on the White…
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Bureaucratic Miracle: Bihar Now Requires Emotional Support Animal to Submit Own Tax Returns
In a bold stride toward administrative inclusion, the state of Bihar announced yesterday that all emotional support animals are now legally required to file annual tax returns, “in accordance with their emotional responsibilities and taxable wag income.” The new measure comes as part of “Project Equitable Accountability,” a sweeping reform aimed at ensuring what officials…
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