Tag: economy
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Seaside Village Declares Emergency as Local Economy Now Depends on Auctioning Off Extraterrestrial Driftwood
Saltmarsh, ME – The picturesque Atlantic coastal town of Saltmarsh has entered a state of economic emergency this week, following revelations that the community’s financial stability is now wholly reliant on the highly unpredictable supply of so-called “extraterrestrial driftwood.” After municipal oyster beds suffered a record die-off and the 140-year-old fudge shop burned down in…
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Federal Reserve Introduces New Currency, Prays Nobody Notices It’s Just Monopoly Money With AI Signatures
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move aimed at stabilizing the nation’s economy and entertaining its citizens during tumultuous times, the Federal Reserve has unveiled a new currency denomination that has ignited curiosity across the financial world. Widely endorsed by economic analysts, this radical initiative hopes to invigorate the monetary system by quietly introducing bills…
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