Tag: drone technology
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Government Accidentally Grants $2.5M to Burger Joint Mistaking It for New Military Drone Initiative
Washington D.C. – In an unprecedented clash between culinary and military advancements, the United States government has mistakenly awarded $2.5 million earmarked for cutting-edge drone technology to a modest burger establishment in Albany, New York. The bureaucratic mishap highlights an unanticipated overlap between national defense strategy and fast food innovation. The fund transfer emerged from…
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Magic Leap Veteran to Helm Initiative Turning Drone Headsets Into Seasonal Affective Disorder Cure
In what some experts are calling the boldest leap since processed cheese, former Magic Leap CCO and augmented reality savant Elysia Foxglove has announced her appointment as the head of SunShinez, a $400-million startup dedicated to transforming drone-mounted VR headsets into what she describes as “the first FDA-risked cure for seasonal affective disorder… that you…
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