Tag: drama
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EXCLUSIVE: King Tut’s Secret Pet Name for Cleopatra Unearthed as New Scrolls Detail Royal Dysfunction in Ancient Egypt Soap Opera
Cairo, Egypt – Archaeologists with the Pan-Egyptian Restoration Initiative announced Wednesday the discovery of an unprecedented cache of papyrus scrolls detailing the inner workings of Ancient Egypt’s most infamous royal court. According to a pre-publication embargoed summary shared with The Fraudulent Times, the scrolls contain reference to a long-rumored pet name King Tutankhamun used for…
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Local Actor Denies Role in Absurd Plot Twist as Reality Show Scripts Start Mirroring His Own Divorce Proceedings
Albany, NY – Local stage actor Trevor Meyers issued a public statement Thursday denying any involvement in the bewildering series of developments that have seen his private divorce proceedings reproduced, clause for clause, as the headline plot in the latest season of reality television franchise “Marriage Competitors: Upstate Edition.” The controversy began during last Wednesday’s…
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Actor Outraged by Unrealistic Divorce Plot, Fans Eagerly Await Spin-Off Where Love Triumphs Over Tax Evasion
Los Angeles, CA – Veteran television actor Cameron Sterling has voiced unequivocal displeasure regarding the latest plot twist in the hit drama series “Heartbreak Ledger,” which depicted his on-screen marriage dissolving during a heated dispute about missing receipts and a gambling addiction accidentally filed as a business expense. Though hailed by critics as “bracingly realistic”…
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Korean Drama Star Publicly Denies Plot Line as National Institute of Fictional Realism Declares It “Historical Fact
Seoul, South Korea – Leading Korean drama star Min-Jae Park has issued a formal statement denying the plausibility of a major plot point from his most recent series, “Love Under Siege,” just days after the National Institute of Fictional Realism (NIFR) declared the storyline a matter of “historical record.” The contradiction between actor and agency…