Tag: Detroit Lions
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Detroit Lions Fans Hold Emergency Meeting to Decide Which Johnson They Were Actually Cursing
Detroit, MI – In a turn of events capturing both the urgent and the indecipherable, Detroit Lions supporters convened an extraordinary meeting this week to resolve a vexing ambiguity troubling the fanbase: determining precisely which ‘Johnson’ had been the subject of their collective cursing over the years. What began as an attempt at bonding turned…
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Detroit Lions Fans Protest Playcalling With Complex Performance Art Piece Involving 32,000 Inflatable Middle Fingers
Detroit, MI – In an unprecedented display of frustration mixed with creative expression, thousands of Detroit Lions fans have gathered to protest the team’s playcalling by orchestrating an elaborate outdoor performance art piece. The spectacle prominently features 32,000 inflatable middle fingers, all strategically placed to spell out nuanced messages questioning the baffling choices made on…