Tag: cosmic
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Galactic Chain Letters Spotted in Space, Scientists Bracing for Cosmic Pyramid Scheme to Begin
Cape Canaveral, FL – Astronomers at the Deep Sky Correspondence Facility reported Tuesday that a series of anomalous, repetitive radio transmissions are circulating across the Orion Arm, bearing what experts now fear are the first documented cases of galactic chain letters. The transmissions, deciphered late Monday evening, instruct receivers to “forward this message to ten…
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NASA Discovers Cosmic Friendship Bracelets; Astronomers Urged to Update Relationship Status with Universe
Cape Canaveral, FL – NASA officials confirmed this morning the discovery of what are being described as ‘cosmic friendship bracelets’ in a low-orbit quadrant near the constellation Lyra, sending ripples of cautious excitement throughout the global astronomical community. The multicolored bands, appearing in symmetrical pairs and adorned with what researchers speculate to be encoded bead…
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