Tag: corporate
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Oddity Tech Ltd. Reveals Plan to Hold 2025 AGM on Mars to Accommodate Growing Shareholder Ambivalence
London — In a move described by company officials as “boldly responsive,” Oddity Tech Ltd. announced Thursday that its 2025 Annual General Meeting will be held on the surface of Mars, citing persistent and “deepening” shareholder apathy as the driving factor behind the decision. CEO Barb Coltrane characterized the relocation as “an innovative solution to…
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Method Actor Infiltrates Tech Company, Accidentally Promoted to Principal Engineer
Silicon Valley, CA — Deductible.io’s latest Principal Engineer isn’t a coder, architect, or even remotely technical. He’s a method actor who has spent the last decade performing engineering — and somehow convinced leadership that’s the same thing. Pull Requests as Stage Props Julian Hopewell built his reputation on a peculiar craft: sample PRs and draft…
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Method Actor Infiltrates Tech Company, Accidentally Promoted to Staff Engineer
San Jose, CA – In what corporate analysts are calling a “rare but inevitable convergence,” a method actor who had intended to research a potential role as a “burned-out software engineer” has been accidentally promoted to Staff Engineer at Meridian Horizons, one of Silicon Valley’s leading cloud solutions providers. The actor, known to colleagues only…
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